I stole this from Janet Reid who stole it from graphjam.com.
Also,
7 Signs that It May Be Time to Find a New Literary Agent:
1. Whenever he gets an editor on the phone, he screams, “SHOW ME THE MONEY!”
2. When you ask her when she last sold a book, she laughs and says, “The Clinton administration.”
3. He’s always ranting and raving about the fact that e-books are a fad and that the papyrus scroll is due to make a comeback.
4. Her standard agency agreement calls for all of her authors to dedicate their books to her.
5. When he sat in on a conference call with your publisher, he thought it was funny to use his Donald Duck voice for most of the conversation.
6. At your book launch party, she got sloppy drunk and kept saying to your husband, “Honey, I wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating crackers.”
7. He has a blog called SlushPile Hell.
And lastly, dear reader, sometime tomorrow (October 3rd) I'll be sharing my newest review. This is a book that a great deal of you have probably read, so I'm looking forward to hearing your thoughts.
See you then!
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