A Musical Tuesday

does it get more amazing than this?

it does. and it's about to. right now.

yeah, that just happened. brought to you by the living punk legend, travis caustic me.

hey allison, i thank you for your words
because poopy, poop and poop poop and sometimes also turds
i want to say i'm sorry that i don't really sing
but an alcoholic poop-related blog-- yeah, that's more of my thing.

something in your wondrous song really made me think
i should go down the hall and make another whiskey drink
you sing about odd jobs, now im at a shoe store
I don't wanna let you down-- no it's not a poo store.

when you told me you'd write a song for me on your uke
i was sure you were lying and it was just a fluke
but here it is and here is me and now i feel like an ass
the magic of your song almost makes me forget you broke my whiskey glass.

oh yeah, and you totally broke mine, too.

hey allison, i thank you for your words
because poopy, poop and poop poop and sometimes also turds
i want to say i'm sorry that i don't really sing
but an alcoholic poop-related blog-- yeah, that's more of my thing.

to send my thanks to you, here's a fact for you
regarding important uses of kangaroo poo

in australia, sometimes the aborigines use kangaroo poo, and they mix it with tobacco. and chew it. it gives them more energy. it's an amazing combination of things.

hey allison, i thank you for your words
because poopy, poop and poop poop and sometimes also turds
i want to say i'm sorry that i don't really sing
but an alcoholic poop-related blog-- yeah, that's more of my thing.