Naked Puppy Child Abuse Porn

I just thought I'd set the tone of my new authorship privileges. President has unwisely chosen to let me post on his blog. I suspect it's mainly because he's lazy and he hates to have me bug him about not posting regularly (see comments). He attempts to play off my relatively sparse update schedule on my own blog, but I think he fails to realize that nobody has any expectations about MY blog, and he's set them too high for his.

So his cunning plan, apparently, is to lure me into helping him keep up by dangling the promise of unrestricted commentary on his blog, and oh what commentary I have planned...

...DOH! It worked, that bastard!

Hmmm...I just hope I don't get all schizophrenic and start attacking my own blog. On the plus side for me, I have also been given free reign to contribute to President's regular segments such as his Intoxicated Poop postings, and there will finally be capital letters and proper punctuation on his blog. I know, right?! I mean probably XVI of those segment were based on tips or links I sent him anyway. If he writes a book I better get royalties.

So we'll see how this all works out, and if this challenge can overcome my frequent writing apathy. Maybe the primal urge to screw with people at someone else's expense will keep the momentum going. And with that I leave you with the video that has a kitty and a puppy...

You have all been warned! Ok, maybe I should've done that before the video.