due to the fact my neighbors are too cheap to provide me with more reliable stolen internet, you will find an invitation to write on my blog in your inbox.
generally, i schedule the weekday posts for 8am and 2pm and weekend posts come at either 2 or 3pm-- but just once a day because most people are either out and about or more interested in porn on weekends.
i'm handing you the responsibility of keeping my visitors entertained in my absence as a friend, fellow blog-author, and potential lover-- you are also welcome to continue to post here when i return. and to publish anything you think might embarrass me. i'm sure after whiskyfest on friday, there will be plenty material there.
thank you in advance,
president wishnack
p.s. this way you can't cyber-bully me about how my blog has gone un-updated as it is now your responsibility to see that it is kept as fresh as good pie. but don't worry: it's easy. when you don't have ideas, you can just type "poop, poop, fart, fart" and act very serious about its importance. i think i'm at intoxicated poop segment: part xci by now.
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