Intoxicated Poop Segment: Part the one that comes after XCIII

I've noticed the blog has a been a bit poop-light of late and quite frankly it's the only subject I can squeeze out without too much thought or energy. HA! See what I did there?! Yeah well, it's been three days since a post here, so suck it up.

So I was watching this web series called The Legend of Neil which is pretty darn funny, you should check it out. It has sexy faeries and stuff. Anyway, there was a line in the conclusion where the main character was going to "release the mud sharks" as an expression of taking a dump. I had never heard that one before. This inspired me to look for some other euphemisms for your reading pleasure to use the next time you want to offer Too Much Information to your coworkers. I've picked a few of the more unique ones.

On a side note, I was pretty disturbed that Google already knew what I was going to look for within three suggestions. I'd be more disturbed if that is simply the more common thing people want euphemisms for, only after death. I wonder how many times, statistically, that death and pooping overlap.

Well, that was easy. Google must get a lot of fiber.

1. Baking a hot icicle
2. Bombing the Oval Office
3. Burying an elf
4. Cooking a brown carrot
5. Dancing with Duece Bigalog
6. Dropping a chocolate cobra
7. Exporting a cigar to Cuba
8. Helping the groundhog find his shadow
9. Igniting a rectal rocket
10. Making a deposit at the porcelain bank
11. Making a Minnesota hand warmer
12. Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages
13. Paving the Hershey highway
14. Punching a grumpy
15. Reversing a Ho-Ho
16. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
17. Updating the Captain's log

There are several lists out there, but if you want to see more, this one may be the most comprehensive.

Now excuse my while I go Play The Brown Noise.