United States patent 1493222 is for "A weighing device especially adapted for weighing feces as excreted." Simply put, the patent is for a toilet outfitted with a turd scale in the bowl. A person seats themselves on the toilet, does their "business," and just like stepping on a traditional scale, takes a deep breath and hopes the number that registers at the top of the toilet bowl does not betray the number they’ve been praying for.some people weird even me out. and this has already been done, sort of.
actually, the only major difference between this patented poop-scale and the cutesy bunny poop-weighing toilet seat is that one is probably a whole lot harder to clean.
and that the patented one was designed in 1922.
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