Saturday, August 21, 2010

Dear The Smoking Jacket

recently, i read your article comparing and contrasting dog toys and sex toys (published august 17, 2010 and currently going viral.) i wrote an article, illuminating the same potentially penetrating facts, january 8, 2010 and would like you to consider hiring me as a writer.

thank you,
president wishnack

p.s. i have received an alarming number of unwanted "dog dildo" searchers and would really love to witness the day it all pays off.

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