10 Somewhat Embarrassing Facts About Me

1. the very first time i shaved was after my dad died and so my mom taught me how to do it. i still suck at doing it properly and usually i just use craft-scissors instead of a razor.

2. it hurts my feelings that all those avatar-creating programs-- like the one for scott pilgrim-- never have my kind of hair as an option.

3. big fish and moulin rouge will always make me cry. usually i just leave to "smoke a cigarette" if it gets to that point.

4. when i was twelve, i would cover my face in green shaving cream and reenact the mask in the bathroom rather than showering.

5. i have a pretty big crush on meryl streep. i would love for her to cougar me.

6. i didn't learn how to swim until the eighth grade. i'm still pretty uncool around water and sometimes i think i'm drowning when i drink a glass of it.

7. i am a huge, huge, drunk-dialer. i am also a huge drunk. don't give me your phone number ever.

8. the majority of my child-life was spent wearing socks on my ears because that was the punishment for not putting them in the hamper where they belonged.

9. i love musicals and i want to write one.

10. often times i get really lazy at the end of my blog posts and try to find a cheap way to finish fast. here's the leaked thor trailer.