Emily White's Fairy Tale Blogfest Submission.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water; but Jack sat around, so Jill smashed his crown, and now all that's left is blood splatter.

Note to Emily: this 30 word micro-story crosses the popular nursery rhyme (nursery rhymes are fantasy too!) Jack and Jill, with a dash of horror (or comedy, if you're a sick bastard).

To all of my readers who are participating in Emily's contest, I wish you the best of luck.

To all of my readers who are not participating in Emily's contest, feel free to disregard this post.

PS: Yes, I know I published this a few hours early, but my shift ends at midnight and I have things to do!