though, i don't know what's more alarming: seeing a fudge-packing elmer fudd, guns and pants down with a blond-wigged bugs bunny or knowing that enough people enjoy seeing this that there is actually a market for it.
what does it say about our species? it's as if the semi-racist, yet fully lovable, characters of our childhood raised us to one day become brilliant cartoonists with a demented mind designed to do nothing but recreate those animated friends as perverts and partiers.
are we trying to comfort ourselves by saying, "mickey mouse would not be upset by my interest in rim jobs" or "the fraggles probably drank themselves stupid, too."dance your cares away.
i, for one, am not interested in seeing snow white getting raped by the seven dwarves. no part of me feels more complete after having seen it.
and now-- conveniently enough-- i'm drawing a team of smurfs engaging in a variety of illicit substances for my friend's t-shirt company and i've had to do a fair amount of googling for photo references.
i figure smurfette should be the cokehead, papa smurf the alcoholic, and the regular smurf a stoner.
but you would not believe what sort of things show up when you google image "smurfette"
smurf-porn is even worse than regular cartoon porn.
is there a team of people i am not aware of that are obsessed with naked blue people? i mean smurf-porn aside, what the hell is the deal with dr. manhattan's junk-shots in watchmen, avatars awkward bodies, and even mystique from x-men?
i just want to draw this smurf tee like i'd promised and i feel like i'm entering a horrible world in the process.
i suppose this is all my fault for not putting filters on google's search results, but jesus christ, i did not expect this.
once this is done, i need to draw techboy the flash as i'd promised months ago. and i swear to god if there is even one picture of the flash jizzing on wonder woman's eye i am going to fucking kill the internet.
ruining my god damn childhood.
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