Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Discarded Goods

happy hump-day, 9-5ers! [bad pun about hump and the below image and blah blah blah whatever]

i found this on the way to work the other day and i love that someone actually completed the erotic dot-to-dot. though, i am slightly curious if the dot-to-dot-ee was aroused by the process or the completion in any way.

it's like porn for people who really like counting. or constellations. or being lame.

what's really funny [besides the fact this quasi-porn reminds your perverted self that february 15 is president's day (observed) as if you're the type to care] is that the back-side of the dot-to-dot has a completed version of the puzzle in case you just... couldn't count high enough to find the image yourself.

if you can't count to ninety-nine, in order, you don't deserve porn. even if it's only a rigid line drawing with squarish boobs.

though, if you are so dumb and easily frustrated, maybe it is best your sperm shoots into a tube sock rather than up a uterus.

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