you laugh an enormous laugh and say, "surely you are aware of the skinny & small store! it's called 'baby gap.'"
oh the curse of being skinny in america.
why is it perfectly acceptable for a tailor to tell me i have a tiny waist, and why can that tailor tell me it's "hardly considered a waist" when i am asked to never mention the word "waist" around overweight citizens?what does the skinny one do when they want to go backpacking and are looking for foods that are high in carbs and calories, but discovers most of america is not interested in exercise and has deemed energy-giving nutrients as "unhealthy"?
nothing has carbs or calories anymore. no, those are the villains that make us fat!
it's all pepsi one and coke zero, diet this and diet that, low calories and no carbs.
but i remember having pasta night before x-country races because the high carbs would help fuel our bodies through the next-day race! was that all nonsense?
they've been talking about banning high levels of salt, too. because we can't control ourselves. if we have access to carbs, calories, or salt we'll just go mad and wake up obese.
but i'm wasting away!
there is no food for me and there are no clothes for me. there isn't even room for my complaints because skinny people are not allowed to complain about their weight-- it's rude to those who sit at home while wishing their food hadn't forced them to become fat.
whatever happened to us? what happened to the food pyramid?
metabolically,
president wishnack
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