or just giving up on them entirely and never even visiting the hospital.i do want to thank the thirty people who continued to come to this desolate place during my absence-- it's depressing to see my visitor count drop from the low hundreds to the mid thirties, but i appreciate any pulse at all.
and i want to thank techboy for being a well-written jerk while my guard was down. someone really ought to write him a song because i'm pretty sure the hope for one is where 90% of his writing fuel is coming from. it could be called "he only finds the courage to write on a blog when it's not his own" though i'm not against altercations to the title.
this post is the worst kind of post-- i hate this post. it's only here to tell you i'm here. there isn't really any news or interesting happenings going on in this rambling text. it's kind of like those 30 second teaser trailers that cost $100 million and consist mostly of flying words and a few nondescript images in hopes to make you curious enough to then wait for the full-length trailer and, ultimately, the movie itself.
this is me sitting at a computer writing, "i'm back" and waiting for my numbers to react rather than coming in with an actual story knowing only thirty people will notice it.
it makes sense in my head.
i'm not even sure where to start, actually. in the past week i've had a very strange life and i don't think you've heard from me in the past month. i have a new job, a justin bieber doll, and an ever-growing fight with my penis and brain regarding our conflicting priorities.
things have been chaotic as every winter, and i have to say i'm happy things are going wrong again.
so come back, because COMING SOON: POWOWPWOPWPOWOOW IN 3D! FROM THE IMAGINATION OF PRESIDENT WISHNACK: ACTION, LOVE, ALIENS, FIERY EXPLOSIONS, AND DOG DILDOS!
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