intoxicated poop segment: part xcvii

poop is moving in new directions. while some places can't afford much more than pits for toilets, the rich are off somewhere debating about purchasing a $6,000 electric toilet so they won't have to waste their own time doing tedious things like lifting the lid or flushing.

amongst automatic flushing and motion-sensor lid-activation, inax's future toilet has a cornucopia of superfluous add-ons:

- heated toilet seat (with temperature control).
- LED lighting inside the toilet bowl to make sure you can see what's going down.
- hidden speakers play music designed to stimulate your brain in such a way that you will poop more efficiently (seriously).
- two different bidet nozzles-- both of which can be set to "massage mode" if you deem it necessary.
- plasmacluster ion technology automatically deodorizes the entire room after your poop.

the toilet even has a "sleep mode" to conserve energy during the time you're not pooping.

good times.

and somewhere else in the world, a lady is struggling to control her toilet paper-eating addiction.

... and other such addictions.

some days i feel so completely normal it almost makes me feel insane.