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i forgot to write posts for today because i was busy doing pull-ups, drinking whiskey, and drawing the free drawings from previous contests.

it was a surprisingly bad combination of things.

anyway, there will be more contests here-- and more ADJECTIVE-NOUN drawing giveaways-- but below are some examples of previous wins. so far, karisma, and aimee have won. and techboy won a secret contest in the comments section.


i can't show you larger photos because you didn't win and technically don't have the right to feel the same as the winners. they don't give you full slices of pizza at those costco sample kiosks. no, you just get a little piece of pepperoni with a toothpick. so larger drawings must be won. then you get a super high-res drawing-- so large you could wear it as pants if you know much about sewing and decide to.

so keep an eye out for contests, and perhaps you'll win a constipated shark, or a near-sighted eagle. or something.