1. if your profile suddenly disappears, or you delete your entire wall, you just broke up.
2. if you don't list the year you were born, you are either a lot younger than most people you know, or a lot older but not happy about whichever.
3. if you update your status about something you claim not to care about, we know you care. a lot. that's what statuses are for.
4. if you invite oversea friends to events in your country only to seem like more people are attending, you're forcing them to talk shit about you in another country.
5. if there are two people in your profile picture, you're the less attractive one.written by a a female, born december 22, 1901, named president wishnack.
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