Sunday, March 20, 2011

intoxicated poop segment: part cvii

i came home saturday and felt an emergen-poo trying to escape my belly. too many coffees, cigarettes, and tommy's joynt spare ribs will do that to you with minimal warning.

but when i got to the bathroom, i realized the toilet flusher was missing. too many roommates will do that to you with minimal warning.

apparently it broke, so someone decided to detach it entirely, leave the toilet broken, and take a nap or something. and so the toilet was just sitting there, like a humiliated puppy after having his tail amputated-- and if it were only pee, i wouldn't have cared.

but i've pooped in our toilet without flushing once in the past, and it didn't go over well. though that might've been because of the blood.

not the point.

it's a lucky thing i collect boxes of knick-knacks and garbage.


so, till further notice, please pull the mardi gras beads to flush.

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