you see, there are parts of the world that are completely unaware of my blog. obviously parts of asia are never going to find this delicious corner of the internet because their world wide web isn't quite world wide and is mostly censored. but africa, south america, and mexico also seem to be unaware of this educational blog.
though, upon closer look, i found that 22 mexican citizens had read my page, 46 south americans, and 17 africans. there were even visitors from guam, bangladesh, french polynesia, and nepal.
i've even gotten visitors from hong kong-- looking for jackie chan!
but zero from greenland. i've had 1 from iceland, but none from greenland. not a single visitor.
out of 56,000 greenlanders, no one has ever found this blog.
naturally, i wanted to fix this problem and began researching various things like what people in greenland do for fun or what they like to eat. and-- according to wikipedia and answers.com-- greenlanders are just like regular human beings. they play soccer and video games and stuff.
but, while researching methods that might help me attract visitors, i discovered a more important fact:
greenland's flag.
you see, i am what is known as japolish: a combination of japanese and polish-- half n' half. and i have no home. i also have no flag.
but, oddly enough, your flag seems to be the exact combination of japan's and poland's-- with a slight off-centered rising sun. and this cannot be an accident.
i write to you today asking your price; what will it cost to buy greenland? how much do i need to pay to rename your country and declare my motherland? currently, your danish krone is worth 17.8 american pennies. if i were to give you two dimes, you would say, "whoa are you sure you don't want change?!"
i would like to live to see japoland and i hope you and i can come to some form of agreement.
diplomatically,
president wishnack
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