Blair River stands 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighs about 600 pounds. His weight and his enthusiasm for the food at Chandler’s Heart Attack Grill have won him a $100-an-hour modeling contract.
This week he shot a YouTube video commercial to promote the grill, which invites anyone over 350 pounds to eat for free.[...]
The Heart Attack Grill, at 6185 W. Chandler Blvd. near Kyrene Road, has a medical theme. Waitresses are dressed in skimpy nurses’ uniforms. Customers, called patients, wear hospital gowns over their clothes. The menu features no diet drinks and high-calorie food called such memorable names as Double Bypass Burger. Fries are cooked in lard.
[read more]the dinosaurs were probably killed by the affects of a large asteroid. the fish may be killed off by period juices and pharmaceuticals. and the koala, chlamydia.
i can't wait to hear what finally does us in. obesity, cancer, over-population, war, plastic, etc. i suppose when it all finally happens, i won't be around, and neither will the historians. which is good, because i don't know how easy it'll for a historian to write "it was caused by becoming increasingly more retarded at an alarming speed" in professional language.
first this lady, then the 14 year-old on southwest, and now blair river.
again, i don't in any way mean to pick on overweight people. but there should not be people rooting for the gradual degradation of health or the promotion of obesity. if anyone is getting a free burger, it should be me and my fellow skinny-folk.
and here's the worst part:
The restaurant is owned by former nutritionist Jon Basso, who ran a chain of seven Jenny Craig weight-loss centers in Oklahoma.
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