Missed Opportunity

In an effort to relieve your pain of President withdrawal, I submit to you an article that SHOULD HAVE been written by President, given that it mentions both pooping and alcoholism, but would never happen because I doubt he will ever stop drinking.

Here is a tiny excerpt from 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Quitting Drinking:

"It's like my grandma used to tell me: "John, when you really think about it, it all comes down to shitting. Now put in that VHS tape marked '5 Hours of Me Shitting' and I'll show you what I mean." Now, that video was a compilation of several different movements set to the "Moonlight Sonata," but if I had tried to make my own such video the camera's battery would have run out before I finished just one."

Hopefully that will come close enough to a Presidential post to satisfy those who aren't entertained by my own ranting...which is apparently ALL OF YOU. So read this and then go choke on an ethernet cord you ungrateful bastards.

Love,

Techboy

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