I'm sure many of you regulars to this blog are bitching, as most blog readers do, about the lack of new posts by the President. Well, once again he is without internet in spite of actually paying for for it, due to the inability of a particular person, whose name isn't nomiS spelled backwards, to correctly set up the friggin router that Comcast gave them. Obviously President is more interested in his new shoe fetish than bringing you new posts, or else he'd take care of it himself, although between you and me, unless the router has a glue-gun or suppository on it, I don't think he could figure it out either.
On a side note, the first post that comes up when doing a search for "anal" on this blog is titled "My First Love". Yeah, that pretty much sums up President.
So, until he is back on the airwaves, you'll have to put up with my random posts, which I know due to the complete lack of commentary or songs written about me, you don't care to read. Bastards. Most likely the posts will come out at 2:00 pm or random times in the afternoon when I get bored of answering stupid questions for customers at work. Also, they are likely to come out every other day. I have a life you know. Not a good one, but I have to drink sometime.
I hope you appreciate this you ungrateful wankers, but I know you won't.
President, where the f--k are my new tennis shoes you owe me?! Jerk.
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