personally, i feel like a small failure for not having gotten to this first.also, i wonder if professor x ever used his mutant-telekinetic powers to make someone else poop for him. you know, like on days when he just didn't want to get up and do it himself. i know he's got the power-- i just don't know if that's how he rolls.
that was a wheelchair joke.
i've also wondered if sith lords ever used the force to fling poop at jedi. throughout history, we've been using poop against our enemies. if you're into evolution, we can start with chimp-flingers. but even if not, the ninjas and the vietcong both dipped weapons in poop-- be it shuriken, or be it punji-sticks-- the idea being a slow death by infection. teenagers in the 90's filled brown bags with poop and lit them on fire to trick their enemies into stomping on poop, too.
the only hindering issue is we don't like touching poop with our hands when flinging it at our foe. but a sith lord wouldn't have to. they could make the poop float above their hand and force it into a jedi's face without ever having to touch it.
whether or not george lucas felt the need to include such facts in his stories is one thing, but if we're looking at the world of star wars as reality, i think it's safe to assume at least one sith has tried force-throwing a turd or two.
well, this has gone on far too long. the end.
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