Lamesauce

I'd like to apologize for President's total lack of attention to his blog...I'd LIKE to, but it's not my job so he'll have to do his own groveling. I'm sure when he comes back he'll have a dozen excuses. like...

"stacking shoes tired me out"

"I had to draw like 19871769879169768917 dragons before Halloween"

"my penis is red and itchy and I should go to the clinic" 

"Carmen prevented my internet from working"

(the role of Carmen played by OrangeKat)

Seriously, I don't know why I bother helping him out. Nobody writes "The Techboy Song". LAME. And here I am wasting my valuable writing energies on someone else's blog when I could be neglecting my own! I guess I figure if I'm going to write, why not do so where there is a bigger audience. Maybe I'll actually get some feedback.

Well folks, I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. Last time I saw President, he still owed me over $100 for Whiskyfest and looked something like this:

Honestly, he's like this most evenings, with the exception that me and his roommate generally aren't throwing stuff on top of him.

So, I may post a few more things just so I can say I kept his blog alive, but I'm expecting a free pair of sneakers minimum. The things I do for people.