BokitoViewers

every time i go to the zoo, i have two important questions swimming about inside my mind. and while there are a number of things to contemplate when entering a small section of land that has managed to cage animals from across the globe, i do believe the vast majority of we humans are thinking over the same two issues:

1. how can i prevent a gorilla from getting mad at me and ripping my limbs off?
2. how can i more efficiently stare at girls' breasts without getting caught?

well, thanks to the brilliant minds of FTBO, both worries have been solved in one clean shot with an eye-shielding invention known as the "bokitoviewers."

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"bokito" does not mean "titties" like you might imagine, rather it is the name of an angry gorilla who once mauled two females after they had been staring at him for too long. and while i'm not too sure why the marketing managers opted for a name related to something so violent (and not a name correlated to the other, more important, benefit of the sunglasses) i do think these are a spectacular creation.

these little shades are possibly the only way for a creeper to look slightlier creepier. you know, and not get killed by a gorilla.

now if only there were glasses that would prevent erections from being terribly obvious.