None of You Are Allowed Near My Dog

there's been a lot of talk about dildos.

sort of.

in the last week, i've noticed an alarmingly high number of dildo-entrepreneurs stumbling across my blog in hopes for something more like: using a dog bone for a dildo, sausage dog paraphernalia, didlos san jose, beer bottle safe dildo?, dog toy dildo (once from slovakia and once from fullerton, california), dog dildos and dog dildo shops.

one person googled "real ex girlfriends bionicbutthole," but that's a whole other world of strange.

it seems dildos-- particularly canine dildos-- are the most popular [accidental] way to find my blog.

the second most popular is a tie between my last name and city sightseeing's near collision on nob hill.

i know my post about the similarities between dog toys and dildos is what's calling these characters, but i never expected there to be so many.

and i'll be honest with you: curiousity got the best of me; i found myself searching for dog dildos.

and i just want to let you know the results are as immediate as they are both mind-blowing and unsurprising.

google it if you like.

evidently, there are websites dedicated to dog dildos (precisely crafted to resemble a variety of breeds' lipsticks.) there are even fox, wolf and giraffe dildos for "your wildest beast fantasies."

classy.

now i don't feel so bad most of my visitors don't comment.