From Edward

most people reassured me that edward park would never respond to my letter or that he'd likely gotten a new driver's license. but you were all a two-fold wrong-- maybe you should drink more.

he did respond.

though... not exactly in the way i had assumed.

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first, i have to applaud the fact he actually wrote back to this creepy ice cream-loving character accepting the invitation-- even though it's clear he was just being polite. unfortunately, that sort of puts me in a position where i need to increase my level of creepy in order to actually earn some sort of reaction from mr. park.

i mean if a new driver's license is $25, i'd like to get $25 worth of entertainment out of recovering his. it makes sense in my head and i'm a bored fella' who sits in an office in front of a computer for far too long-- you'd do the same.

for now, google streetview will suffice. google streetview and the ben & jerry's chunk spelunker fan club.

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i am going to laugh a hearty laugh if i can actually convince an eighteen year-old stranger to drive up to san francisco and eat ice cream with a cable guy-esque emoticon addict.

but i'm also going to cry a small tear for the safety of today's society.