headed to the woods, which weren't too far.
redwoods and squirrels and possibly bears!
waterfalls and tree-houses were hopefully there!
there was a line to get in, and a five dollar fee.
but they snuck passed everyone, and got in for free!
they bought no map, and made their own trail
debating a nap, and resting on rails
they smoked a smoke inside of a tree
and joked a joke or maybe three.
snapped some shots and enjoyed the sight
climbed the hills with all of their might.
they even saw a bear!
there.
it was a day for adventures, chaos and fun
a great world of nature, for a day off and sun
they found hollow trees, and pretty flowers
and saw hovering bees, with magical powers
they crossed over streams, and climbed over logs
got lost in their dreams, and... rhymed... clover frogs (...sorry)
but then, right there on the ground,
you would not believe what president found.
a twenty dollar bill-- in the middle of the woods!
there are plenty smaller bills, but this one was good!
"now lunch will be free!" he shouted aloud.
"this forest loves me, and i'm undoubtedly proud."
they gobbled up hot dogs and took a quick pee
and laughed at the fact that it was all free.
the day had been perfect, sunny and grand
so they walked back to the car, money in hand.
they giggled and smiled, too amazed for words
everyone was happy: from the trees, to the birds
except the person who parked way too close to the edge of the road and had no idea their jeep fell into a ravine while they were probably taking iphone pictures of really tall redwoods and draining their phone battery because they figured they had no reason to worry about calling a tow truck.
lesson: absolutely nothing in the world is fair. deal with it.
the end.
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