please don't.
i have never asked anything of you, and i'm asking politely: please do not make another bill & ted.
you don't understand what this will do to me. in my life, i have two hopes that relate to you:
1. i will become so famous that people will ask you if anyone has ever told you that you look like me.you cannot make a new one.
2. i won't become famous, but the bill & ted flicks will grow so old people stop comparing me to you.
no one will win. it's the only way to make your career even more gimmicky than it already is, while inadvertently making my life more frustrating.
except, somehow, you'll walk out with $20 million dollars and i'll just be harassed by police officers who want to see if i'm carrying any pot.
just think it over. for the love of god, think it over. if you do this movie, everything will be terrible, and even justin bieber won't watch it. babies will literally abort themselves, and jelly beans will turn into tigers.
i know what you're thinking: whoa.
but it's all true.
do not go forward with the film.
dead-seriously,
president wishnack
p.s. i don't care what people say, i really liked you in constantine.
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