If You are Broke

i like to imagine the majority of the people reading this blog are reading it from an office-- which is why i schedule posts for 8am and 2pm-- but for those of you who read this at home, i like to imagine you are broke and unemployed.

i mean, i don't enjoy imagining you broke and unemployed, but it seems to be we're all either one or the other these days.

also, i don't know how helpful reading about diarrhea and whiskey is when you could be looking for a job, but it's probably a lot better to be reading about diarrhea and whiskey while unemployed than be the guy writing it while unemployed.

the point is, i want to help.

i've been broke my entire life and only ever managed to survive by getting creative. sometimes you can't find a job, sometimes your leg goes and breaks and costs you money you don't exactly have, sometimes a drunk person breaks your computer-- things happen and money needs to come out of nowhere.

but it's important to keep your mind active and positive. i mean, let's look at the bright side: you don't have to go to work every day like everyone else, so you have a lot of spare time to come up with cons clever ways to make money appear.

anyway, i bring you this simple cash-maker: become a hangman shark. you know, like a pool-shark. this isn't one of those schemes you see online that require you to have some sort of hidden talent like magic tricks or owning a midget-- this is skill-less and easy, just watch (or read).

i took the idea for an online test-run courtesy of my former camera-selling co-worker, mr. addison.

president wishnack: $5 that i can come up with an easy four-lettered word that you won't guess before the man is hanged.
president wishnack: mostly cuz im drunk and feeling literary.

mr. addison: alright.
mr. addison: lets do this.

president wishnack: ok so in my world of hangman, there are six tries before he's dead.
president wishnack: the head, torso, and four limbs.

mr. addison: no fingers or toes, old school.
mr. addison: i approve.

president wishnack: and no face.
president wishnack: cuz that makes it too emotional.

mr. addison: top hat?

president wishnack: there's a top hat, but it only takes one turn to draw because i'm really good at drawing top hats.
president wishnack: so a total of 7 tries.

mr. addison: i hope that you are actually drawing this out.
mr. addison: to make it legit.

president wishnack: oh i am, ill tag you in the photo when you lose.
president wishnack: (im trying some psychology tricks here to help my chances)
president wishnack: K GO!

mr. addison: E

president wishnack: there is no E

mr. addison: could you be tricky enough to give me a word with no vowels?

president wishnack: it's an english word, if that helps.

mr. addison: "I"

president wishnack: is that a capital "eye" or a lowercase "el"?

mr. addison: I have green eyes

president wishnack: that's sexy
president wishnack: but what letter is it?

mr. addison: EYE

president wishnack: oh ok.
president wishnack: there is no I.
president wishnack: but EYE love whiskey, i'll tell ya that.

mr. addison: oh this I have come to know my friend.

president wishnack: well see if you can come to know my four-lettered word.
president wishnack: right now, all you've done is sang part of the old mc donald had a farm song.
president wishnack: the boring part, if i might add.

mr. addison: "A"

president wishnack: there is no A.

mr. addison: hmm
mr. addison: i wonder
mr. addison: you do love poop
mr. addison: "O"

president wishnack: this guy is just guessing all the vowels, but at this rate when he gets the right one, he'll be more than half hanged and missing letters.
president wishnack: there is no O.

mr. addison: T

president wishnack: ooh tea would be good, my throat is sore and these hot toddies are getting me too drunk.
president wishnack: but there is no tea.
president wishnack: or T, for that matter.

mr. addison: two more appendages?

president wishnack: a leg and a top hat.
president wishnack: i'm doing the hat last just because its so classy.

mr. addison: U

president wishnack: there is a U, it's the second letter.

mr. addison: S

president wishnack: OH
president wishnack: wait like... S as in steven?

mr. addison: no no no.
mr. addison: S as in preSident.

president wishnack: good call.
president wishnack: i like your style.
president wishnack: there is no S.
president wishnack: you're at __ U __ __ and if you make another mistake you'll top hat this motherfucker to his death.
president wishnack: and owe me $5.

mr. addison: and so far we have no: A, E, I, O, T, S

president wishnack: correct.
president wishnack: IT'S SO OBVIOUS!
president wishnack: CHAMON!
president wishnack: (michael jackson style)

mr. addison: F

president wishnack: is that you're FFFFFFFFinal answer?
president wishnack: HAH see what i did there?

mr. addison: MARK IT DUDE

president wishnack: dammit, really?

mr. addison: MARK IT ZERO
mr. addison: OR F

president wishnack: AS IN THE GRADE YOU JUST GOT CUZ THERE IS NO F?
president wishnack: wait, that's not a question.
president wishnack: there is no F.

mr. addison: WHAT IS THIS F YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
mr. addison: i clearly meant to type G
mr. addison: which is right next to F
mr. addison: on the keyboard

president wishnack: i'll give you two eyes and a mouth if you make it $20.
president wishnack: that's three more tries to guess three more letters with no mistakes.

mr. addison: SORRY BROMONTANA
mr. addison: i know not to mess with the wishnack.

president wishnack: THEN GIMME MY $5.
president wishnack: the word was "buzz"

in case you're curious, the word really was "buzz", the trick has nothing to do with changing the word, lying, or in anyway tricking someone. also, for the record, mr. addison went double-or-nothing and tried to outsmart me with a word of his own and he lost. badly. in six tries, i got all four letters and in seven tries, he only got one. though he did get a pretty sweet top hat.

i'm not a wordsmith and i'm not a genius. i am a man who read an article on a very geeky website that explained the top 25 words least likely to be guessed in a game of hangman. and you can, too. it's right here.

thank you, mathematics. perhaps we can be cool after all.

anyway, if you're too lazy to read the article-- damn-- you can just view the image below. it lists the magical words in order of success. it also tells you how many tries you can (theoretically) give your opponent without them guessing word. for instance, "jazz" is nearly impossible even with 13 tries.

oh, and it works. i hit union square on monday, tried it on four strangers, and walked home with $75.

Preventing Premature Ejaculation - Improve Stamina

Rio newly married five months were satisfied with their sex lives over the years, but apparently his wife Anita suddenly complained that the Hendra too quickly walked toward the "top" orgasm without waiting for him. Hendra actually been trying to survive much longer so that his wife could also achieve orgasm, but the more he tried to do that the sooner he left his wife "manyun" behind:)

His wife would protest and ask for Hendra should be much longer so they can equally enjoy their sex life. Rio is very fond of his wife, only to realize that he has an annoying problem now.

The image of a man who could "long endure" a period of time in any condition to be ingredients in many articles, books, magazines and even on the television screen. The ability to "last longer" in a sexual relationship is one factor pentingjavascript: void (0), not only affects the sexual satisfaction of men, but also how to please her partner.

A study of premature ejaculation produces some important information about the ability to delay orgasm / ekjakulasi. In some surveys, in Europe and the United States, hinga 40% of men stated that they had a problem with premature ejaculation and for them this is very disturbing them and of course for their own spouse.

But when did the label premature ejaculation should be given to a man? How long - minutes or hours - a man can endure is not the real problem. Nothing is more important is how a man's ability to control passion and rangsangannya. Men who have little or no control over arousal or stimulation can we say has ejekulasi problems early.




Causes of Premature Ejaculation

There are many things that affect the durability of sex. Sexual experience is a common cause. Young people tend to hurry and finish more quickly when having sex. But they fix it when they experience growing and increasingly recognize the signs of the coming ejakuasli. Another common problem is when a woman's sex couples who want to do it any longer, but the men want sex more quickly. Women would not be too happy with this and poor communication with a partner, will unwittingly create a mismatch of what is desired in intimate partner.

Anxiety and other emotions that arise in a relationship can also be the cause of the problem of premature ejaculation. Take for instance pair Anita Rio and if they fight each other and take action to shut up, then it is unlikely they are open enough to conduct intimate relationships or in this case to even make it up to each other.

Mistakes Men

It is often men do when having sex to avoid this problem is to divert their mind to other issues. Like the imagination counting backward from 100, read the pledge allegiance, to imagine an office job and others who could make the distance between themselves and their fears when ejaculation comes too fast. They might also try a condom, cream-counter pain, local anesthesia or other ways to reduce their physical arousal sensations.

And the results are surprising for most men who tried to make this effort even more rapid ejaculation coming. And it's not something they want to survive longer. In addition to their thoughts away from enjoying sex, they even eliminate the sensation of sex that should be enjoyed.

How to Practice

An important aspect key to improving the "resistance" is the ability to stay focused with the sensation and taste when orgasm will occur. Men who have problems with premature ejaculation did not know when they will ejaculate and thus they can not control it. By diverting attention and sensation during sex instead will make the problem worse.

A better way to solve this problem is to train physically, mentally and emotionally to stay focused and engaged while having sex. Here are a few simple methods to help you. One of them using a less intense sex positions provide the friction to the penis - like the woman on top (Woman On Top). Or enter the penis slowly will also help in the training phase and delaying ejaculation.
Perform each exercise with a partner to focus on "feel". Do touch each other Program activities will help the body recognize themselves and focus on the partner's body with sensations and physical reactions partner. First focus on the sensation of rubbing and rubbing each other in various areas of the body spouse (other than the genitals / pubic) after quite a while before gradually to caress and caress the couple toward the genital area.
Technique "Stop" and "Start" is often used when the couple started doing stimuli in the genital area that continues to intimate relationships. During the male intercouse menggesekan / encouraged several times and then stopped when feel ejaculation coming. This technique is repeated and rehearsed several times until the man accustomed to control themselves.


Good communication

One thing that may discourage the unconscious is often apologize. Men are worried that premature ejaculation is often restless and apologized during and just after orgasm. This makes their partners more tense and subsequently interfere with their ability to physically, mentally and emotionally intimate relationship.


What makes sex better in general will also make better endurance. Good sex is based on good communication between couples so that the emotional stress such as anxiety and others do not disturb and distract while having sex.

So, in order to avoid premature ejaculation, do not distract yourself by counting backwards from 1000, do not use creams to remove the taste, do not feel guilty for having an orgasm. Try to feel more emotionally and physically to your partner, practice self-control your response to orgasm and began to enjoy a deeper sense of sexual intimacy.

Seven Week Towards To Sexsual Heaven

Is your life and your partner already has the things that should be possessed remarkable in romantic relationships. Do you still feel the thrill and excitement when you are both passionate kissing? Do you and your partner feels, when the job ends, the office that is felt only fatigue and let alone to have sex (intercourse), for berpelukanpun taste as heavy as a sack of rice loaded.

If so then get rid of old things are often said to people about what is needed to evoke the mood you like first. Leave old things and be prepared to follow simple steps - but specific - to be more filling and memgairahkan sex life you both are starting to erode.
There need not be classical music, do not need to bring wine and roses, there is no need to show the thumb biting and licking your partner or your partner's ear exhale. This exercise is an exercise "sensual touch" for seven weeks, which if followed, proved to increase and to help couples who are stale relationships become more warm and romantic
During the 36 years since I taught this exercise to them, I have witnessed the rise of thousands of marital relationships that are not fresh and tasted stale to be fresh and full of passion again - truly extraordinary.
Before I give these steps more specifically, I wanted to show that the reason most couples it is difficult to combine love and sex is because sex is indeed a sense of extraordinary. At first sex was so exciting that may be frightening because self-distrust, self-reliance and fear of losing a partner. The key is we would have to release these feelings, but also knowing that you can regain control when you want it.

When the drive and sexual desire disappears, such as sexual dysfunction, for example, then this indicates the absence of a strong relationship and control by themselves. And this exercise is a way to help people heal the problem, reconnect with themselves again, and then with a partner. Exercises that will teach takes time and commitment, so you and your spouse must be ready and willing to practice together for seven weeks.




First Sunday
Dice by throwing the coin, the winner has the privilege to start training the first time sensual touch that is a person who is touched. To start this process, the winners have to say, "I want to be touched now." then he must take the couple's hand and pulled her into the bedroom and removed her clothes with the lights on, climbed into bed and get on with the show to couples where she wants to be touched - except the breasts and genitals - with nonverbal signals, such as moving hands partner and pressed down to touch or elusannya harder or vice versa. Couples who should not be touched touched / stroked back and forbidden to have sex at this session. The touch should be focused on what the couple wanted to feel. Try to enjoy both!


This training process must walk about 15 to 45 minutes. When finished the turn and do the same with your spouse.
This process is not the result of the core. Let your feelings rise up as it should, try to focus on what you feel annoyed though at the time and switch to something else. But try to come back to focus with your taste. Avoid feelings of sadness, anger and pain.

Second Sunday
Berlanjutlah with a touch of sensual exercises, but now make sure you do a three-week training session in this second. See how the flavor experience you can have without having to touch the breasts or genitals. Try playing with the feathers, or even playing a touch of the unusual location, such as bathroom, tub or shower.
Do experiment with kissing. Many couples who have left the kiss and move directly to sex. Kissing is an important part of this exercise.

Third Sunday
In the third week of this exercise, you'll go to the third practice session more intimate with a slightly different way. Starting with the previous exercises sensual touch and kissing, but settled with mutual masturbation in front of the couple. This may sound strange at first - like the opposite of intimacy should be wanted for myself-i-sendir but you will find that you both have shared these personal secrets to each other, the closeness you will be deepened. I hear feedback from couples who say that after this exercise, their partners become more real to them.

Fourth Sunday
In the third practice session at the fourth week, include a sensual touch by touch / caress in the breast area but still not on the genitals. This is done until a couple who touched decide when to stop and for the female partner can also show you how to touch her breasts. (Many women let their breasts being touched in a way that does not stimulate, just because they are embarrassed to ask for what they want.

Fifth Sunday
This week, with you and your partner, each one must stand in front of the mirror (both full-body mirror labih). Say what you like about your body with a loud voice. Do not compare your body with other people like Brad Pitt or Sylvester Stalone example.
Then look at your genitals, like a doctor doing a physical examination. Again with a loud voice, describing everything you see. The purpose of this exercise is to make yourself more confident and comfortable with your genitals. When you're done then turn to your spouse do the same thing you are doing this with
Next, start a sensual touch session. Then you can start exploring genitals couples, with the guiding hand of your partner to explore each of his private parts, but the session was conducted only for a moment.

During the second session, learn and feel the stimulus that appears, Let the passionate feelings that arise and sink. You'll get passionate arousal and erection will return again and again. After orgasm, Lead your partner's hand to your genitals, and show what you want after sex.

Sixth Sunday
Began to experiment with variations such as oral sex sex. Now you must realize that the key to expressing intimacy is stating what you need and release your feelings to your partner. To continue practice, but noted that couples who are now allowed to touch the appropriate response is more active in doing what he wanted.
Seventh Sunday
Do not forget to touch all of your partner's body before you touch her genitals. Having done enough of sensual touch, a man should lay flat and the woman should sit on a man's body. Female partner should slowly and gently insert just the tip of his penis into the vagina, do not stay long enough sebnatar only (for 1 -2 minutes). Do not move. Make it as "a good visit." Back do caress. Do not have sex.
Then for the next session, do the same thing, but women should gradually and slowly insert his penis into her. Watch and see how you are slowly joining together of the body.
For the third session now you can do everything you like, try different positions. This is probably the first time you experienced such closeness. Hopefully, the intimacy that you feel now will let you view sexuality as a whole and the new - and interesting light.
Your success in this program by using this article, depending on your motivation and commitment, as well as your ability to control himself in no hurry to orgasm or intercourse. You must learn that you do not activate your spouse feel, but you turn on your sense of your own with your spouse. If you have problems, consider finding a good sex therapist to help you.

Sex Technique From Gheisha

Affairs persuasion seduce and conquer men in bed, the geisha of Japan apparently has a lot of ways and tricks. The geisha lot to know how to flirt, and fishing partner. Such as ways to dress up perfectly, being attentive, intelligent, humorous and elegant. One of the most important secret so they can be very desirable geisha men were able to make a man feel like a king and the most special.

Well, if your sex and your partner begins to reach saturation, it is better to imitate the action of the geisha is. Want to know how to conquer the male geisha? Learn first stages of a geisha in serving partner.

Preparation




There are several preparatory steps are performed:

    * Usually the geisha choose satin or silk lingerie that looks feminine for their appearance.
    * Especially for makeup, geisha tend to always put lipstick with a light red color.
    * If you have a rather long hair, try with menggelung hair up so that part of your neck clearly visible.
    * Do not forget to spray the perfume-scented tempting in certain parts like the neck, between the breasts, behind ears and wrists.
    * Choose one part of the house as a place to 'show' you both. Put some candles around the room and install a soft music.
    * Prepare the filling bathub with warm water mixed with lavender or jasmine-scented oil into it.
    * Encourage her to bathe together before he advanced to the next stage.


Foreplay

To perform this action is usually the geisha perform several steps:

    * After your bath, get her her seat in the house that you've prepared. Then start teasing her passion for fishing.
    * Provide massage using exotic scented lotion such as lavender, vanilla or cocoa butter.
    * Do it in a way that load was flattered. You have to watch her face with love and appreciation while continuing to massage the shoulders, neck gently.
    * You also can tell stories while continuing to massage erotic.
    * Enter your fantasies in every part of the story and also convey the hidden desires within you.



Submit a self-phase

After warming up, the next steps are:

    * Begin by giving him the kiss softly, mengenggam tanggannya and looked into his eyes with a full appreciation.
    * Lead him to get into the room. Tanggalkan your clothes and her seductive ways.
    * When the time comes, give yourself completely to him.
    * When making love, throw away all disturbing thoughts. Try to focus the mind on the sensations felt by your senses.
    * Do not give negative comments during the conduct of relationships. Give praise and positive words as much as possible to your partner.


Once you understand the stages above some extra information below will also increase your knowledge to apply geisha techniques to your partner.


Moments of foreplay

Geisha-style hot key moments are not in a hurry. Relax, while living up to play a la Geisha being played. In the warm-up session, make a couple feel treated like a king overnight. Basically, all men want to be pampered. Start by gently holding his shoulder as he massaged to make his passion is racing fast. Story or fantasy erotic whispers in your ear while raising the couples massage to the neck. Every now and then bring the two of you face with full of love as a signal tatatapan ready to provide 'service' the most special.

Each department can be in position

When couples can not wait 'pounce', now give him full turn. Let him enjoy every curve of your body's way. In the dictionary Geisha, whatever the couple wants a hot game, you must be prepared to compensate.

That said, the geisha must first learn about sex 48 position so that no awkward in bed. In other words, you should be ready for the various positions of lovemaking. Want to know some of the usual style of the Geisha? Here are some Geisha-style sex the most often performed.

Tongue Bath.

If the normal position in having sex, you may direct the focus toward mr dick. But this one was different. Buai partner with your tongue game that explores every inch of her body. Starting from the back of the neck, down to the shoulders slowly, until the sensitive part of her ass.

Occasionally mendesahlah gently until warm air from your mouth sensation on the body part to give the couple. Continue the game tongue on the front of his body. Starting from the neck, chest, abdomen, and a peak in the region 'ajaib' his stick. This game would be a separate ingredient in the ritual of lovemaking that was not saturated.

Relaxing

Although sex workers need, try a special session was not exhausting for both of you. How, to select a position as comfortable as possible. Take a lying position. Ask your partner behind and facing the same direction. Lift one leg slightly so that couples can freely directed Dick to Mr. Mrs. V from behind you. Slip erotic chat while 'missiles were traced tempur' his' alley'.
With this position you will both continue to feel relaxed while waiting for the pleasure of an orgasm coming.

Lazy Pandas

In this position, you and your spouse can continue to look at each other full of love for Mr. and Mrs. Dick V are clashing. Take a seated position facing each other. Tie your legs to the body of a partner, and vice versa until Mr. and Mrs. Dick V joined facing each other. You express some wild fantasy to trigger the libido. When Mr. Dick began a guerrilla, move your buttocks to give extra sensation 'in'. He would have your knees peninsula.

You are interested in trying? Do not forget, try only with your legal spouse. If it has not officially inaugurate cepet dong. After trying not to forget his comments are always awaited

This is a Breast Hold Winning Science Awards

A researcher named Dr. Elena Bodnar won the science award thanks to his unique work, a bra which also can function as a nose mask.

Atfirst glance, the results of this work is indeed a farce. Butbasically, this award is intended to grant innovative works that makepeople laugh and think. Read More

Counting Up to One Trillion 542 241 Years It Took Almost 10 Seconds or 31 688 Per Year Per One Second

Professor Jim Granato from the University of Houston said that it would only take 31 688 years, but it will require you to calculate the number per second!

You can certainly count to 10 in 10 seconds, but when we start moving into polysyllabic numbers is very long (eg 52,375,127,348) becomes much more difficult to compete with one digit per second.

Therefore, calculate how long it takes to count to one trillion (a million times one million) would require a more dynamic formula that takes into account the amount of increase in time required for a number as the numbers get higher. Our sources come with a fairly good estimate of 542 241 years.

Though soon, do not expect to count to a trillion in your life. Read More

Dear Math Teachers

remember how you told me that i might be interested in spending my free time doing my homework, or spending my class time actually paying attention rather than drawing cartoons during both? you had this theory-- and not a very mathematical one, oddly enough-- that you explained. it went something like this:

if you continue to draw cartoons in my class, you will fail my class. if you continue to fail math classes, you will not be able to get a job in the real world.

and i did fail your class. every year of high school. i thought you would've been impressed that when you said to draw a cube, i drew a square-headed cuban carrying a missile. it was a missile crisis reference. but i suppose math teachers don't know much about history classes and it became understood quickly that you disapproved of any form of creativity regardless of references.

you made me feel absolutely moronic because i couldn't understand the purpose behind proving a triangle was a triangle, and because i referred to the fact algebra was math with numbers and letters as "when math just wants to fuck with you."

i've never been smooth with my words, but you didn't have to be such a shit about it all. you spent four years of the most impressionable part of my life trying to convince me that i was an idiot because my mind didn't work in numbers the same way it worked with images.

but look at this:

that is a cartoon dragon, smoking a cigarette while saying something condescending. in my imagination, he's talking to you and saying, "gobble a sloppy 8===D (that's an algebraic penis) because you were wrong and you were mean."

a sloppy eight equals equals equals capital d in your mouth, moving around, i hate you.

i drew him on a post-it note to compete for a position illustrating for a company that had seen one of my previous cartoons.

and i got the job!

why? certainly not because i know anything about derivatives or cosines or whatever else you jabbered on about, but because the other eleven artists-- some of which were very talented-- were what the employer described as "either too mathematical or just lacking a sense of humor."

so there it is.

i am officially a paid illustrator with deadlines, and meetings, and other stuff that happens in the real world. how about that?

hahainyourfacely,
president wishnack

p.s. you seriously hurt my feelings for four years straight and i feel so good right now. go teach your class and i'll draw my cartoon dragons and one day you'll see them and say, "oh, i am such an idiot." and then, i'll appear out of nowhere and say, "maybe you would be smarter if you didn't draw so much during math class." and then you will cry.

10 Things You Can Exciting Together

For women, what if you do not just fill your feelings but also your inner soul with the scent of love?

With ten tips "exciting" you'll have experience with your partner, that you both will never forget.

1.together big cuddle on the couch or on top of soft rugs and big soft while watching a favorite movie better themed romances and love.




2. Forget SMS. Decide on your relationship with your e-mail. Find other ways to express love with the old style of writing love letters is a bit poetic. Pour out your feelings in writing with a pen and paper your favorite perfume on it, and paste this love letter to one place where he will find it in the morning. Remember! love letter not just for young people who first met the love monkey, even if you and your spouse have been married for 30 years, "the words of love that sweet" will melt her heart she is faster than butter.

3. Take some time to pamper yourself. Soak with warm water, or do massage the head, or lying down relaxing, reading a book. Because when you feeling refreshed and happy, then you will naturally want to make things better for the pair.

4. It's easy to feel a happiness in silence if you allow yourself to sit. Yes, it just sat there, picturing the beautiful nature and calm, like seeing the scattered stars, sea beaches, mountains and others. Behind this silence you will find beauty. Sharing the silence can sometimes be the most romantic thing on earth.


5. Select one of your favorite pictures together. Then laminate and make tools guide book pages.

6. Have a matching lingerie. Lingerie Trust purchased a luxury but not necessarily the most important right for you

7. Open up the clothes your spouse. Do it slowly and play-Play as if you enjoyed it, much longer you do it then it would be great. The desire to rush will push you. But if anyone can manage this without breaking the flow, the process of undressing your partner while he watched, he will make the putty in your hands.

8. When you do both with the couple do not forget to praise your partner tell how good he is or how smart he is. Men usually be pleased with the compliment and will be more excited. Not only to make him feel like in seventh heaven, but this will also keep you both focused on what is being done at that time.

9. Let your hands wander. Subtle but devastating. many years from now, she will always remember how your nails danced back crawl.

10. Compose your spouse make a sexy love letter. tell him about your relationship together is exciting. Also say things that make you passionate about him that you really like.

That's exciting tips to make your and your partner, try! If you've tried, do not forget to comment

What Girls Want But Do Not Tell

The woman thought a lot by using feelings, sometimes what he wants he does not say, because he wanted to know how much attention and love to his partner. It should be sensitive of your feelings to know what he wants. Some of the things below may help you understand the woman's desire

sometimes he does not say. Guaranteed to make you and her increasingly intimate and sticky like mail and postage.





1. hold waist

2. to talk to (do not shut-dieman)

3. share a secret with him

4. give him a nice shirt

5. kiss her slowly (which is not gan)

6. hug him

7. he folded arms

8. laughing with him

9. invite him to a place

10. go with your friends or your gang with him, and do not kacangin doi.

11. with her smile

12. with photos

13. pull him into your lap

14. when he says love you, sangkalah. say you love her more

15. when a man says to the woman you love. gently hug your woman, face-to-eye and tell you more love than anyone else.

16. hug and say hi no matter where you meet him (in Indonesia rather difficult gan)

17. sudden kiss her (somewhat hard)

18. hug her from behind, with a warm hug pinggannya

19. say that she is beautiful

20. say what you like from him

21. opened the door for her, among her up to his car, he would feel well protected

22. say that is all for you

23. if there is a misunderstanding, straight hug and tell her how much you care

24. make him feel loved

25. kiss her in front of female friends that you and he knows

26. Do not lie to him

27. do not be deceived

28. follow him wherever he wants

29. sms him in the morning or evening and say how much you miss

30. whenever there are times when he needed it or not.

31. hugged her when she was cold so she can mendekapmu also

32. when you hug and kiss her own

33. with a gentle kiss on her cheek, not with lust.

34. when at the cinema embraced him so that he fell asleep on your shoulder

35. never told him to go even when you're angry ..

36. when people ignore it, stand up for him

37. face-to-eye with love

38. lie with him under the stars so that you can hold it

39. when the streets were both holding hands

40. hug him with soft and warm until he asks for release

41. call her and say "have a nice dream"

42. remove the tears from his eyes when he cries

43. night out with her, and make it feel safe

44. always remind you that you love her

45. when you broke up but do not rich people do something stupid like a real man

46. when the road together, pick a nice flower, tucked between her ear, kissing her cheek gently and say that he is sweet (gan ane faforit)

47. give him time to be with family or friends. do not be angry when you ignore. because everyone needs a break.

That Which Causes Female Not Tired to Sex

Without mood, sex certainly could not go on the fun. There are six important facts that make women bored in bed. Movement and desire is important, but there's more you should look.

Any interesting, sex can be very annoying if done with a routine that it-that's all. Especially for women. After passing passion, sex can be very boring.

Therefore, men should keep the atmosphere of a smart-smart. The trick was not as difficult as you think. Little things around you too could be a problem. Consider the six facts that are usually often makes women tired of sex.

1. Request Permission Love
Generally, women recognize the men look more sexy if they are a gentleman seeking permission for women to have sex. Great lovers know how to deliver sex appeal when he was in the mood and make passionate woman without having to say it. For example, with something simple. A mischievous look in his eyes or facial expression can also be the transmitter of a romantic message.




2. Your actions predictable
You and your wife must have been frequently engaged in sex earlier. It also could be a problem. One of the reasons why it is very hot first night is you never know what happened. If you want to continue to enhance sexual intimacy with your partner you should keep sex fresh atmosphere. Do not be afraid to try new things that can be enjoyed together. Do not let him know what you will do next during intercourse. For example if you normally do foreplay in grace five minutes, other times 15 minutes might be better. Create an atmosphere that completely unpredictable by him, then it probably you also never know who's coming next. Continue to give her a surprise that made him more excited.

3. Mechanical Sex
Most women agree to sex without passion is boring. Sex with high frequency could be deadly desires because it may be too frequent. No woman wants to be treated like a doll. You can not ignore the fact that in any case, a woman wants to be treated as gently as possible. Never assume your partner is a sex slave that can be arranged at any time. Be a man make love to her dreams and occasionally within the grace period is naturally fair.

4. Same Location
If the couple is completely memorized by the composition of the arrangement of goods in the room, this is also a problem. The atmosphere of a monotonous sex makes a great passion can go out immediately because of lack of sensation. But do not worry is precisely the challenge for you. Perhaps more exciting to try new places for example in the bathroom, the kitchen table, car, living room or anywhere as long as you both privacy can still be maintained. Use your imagination and do not get caught Basar by others.

5. Noise, but not too noisy
Occasional groan or say the words will be impressed sexy better than just silent. So try searching for an atmosphere as comfortable as possible. Simply he knows how you feel, do not let your voice disturb neighbors. Appropriate choice of words can also make women more passionate.

6. Never Experiment
Once or twice a movement just as likely to be very impressive. But if too monotonous, it seems also less fun. Try new positions, remove the fantasy and berperanlah well. Reveal your fantasies to your partner and let the relationship take care of itself.
That some of the core that often makes women easily bored in bed. But do not stress first. Not all women have the expectation that instant, they usually also want to see change in attitude that can be paired every time they were together. To remember is there was a spontaneous and unexpected.

If you really love her do not get bored once in a while for the couple in bed. Make sure you and your spouse have a great attachment to complement each other.

Meaning Sigh From a Men When Making Love

As a woman, you certainly want to know what a sigh of couples; whether the sign of satisfaction or has another meaning. Sigh during sex is a natural expression as a burst of emotion from the action you and your partner. Sigh nor groan could even give a deeper meaning than words.

And in fact, personality type also determines how a person expresses his feelings on the bed.




Here, three kinds of men sigh and implied meanings are trying communicated to you.

"Ugh ... ugh ... ugh ... ugh ... ugggh ..."

This means:
Your spouse is being focused and intense. "He was goal-oriented and all the things that can make you reach climax," says Yvonne K. Fulbright, PhD, author of "Pleasuring: The Secrets of Sexual Satisfaction."

The man sighed, his voice indicated that he was worried that you are not satisfied because they can not reach peak enjoyment.

"Men make noise as they gripped her muscles and held his breath, trying to hold back an orgasm," said Fulbright.

If you think the couple intend to stop the climax, "Help him to regain control by slowing down the speed if your position is over or even stopping only to kiss for several minutes," said Fulbright.

Heavy breathing Wheezing

Generally, only a quiet man breathing heavy and warm during lovemaking.

"He was brought up to keep his emotions as a sign of strength, so naturally this attitude she brought to bed," said sex expert Ava Cadell, author of "Passion Power".

As a couple, you have to make it comfortable during the session of lovemaking. Way is through verbal expression, so you both know that each session missed satisfy both parties.

Start slowly by asking "yes" or "no." Whispered in his ear while asking, "Do you like this movement?". After he replied, groaning slightly and said,

"I want to hear how your expression of this action if you like." That way, he'll start making a little noise while making you happy, says Cadell.

"First, I will lick here, and then I'll ... whoa affection, nipple so tempting ..!!!"

This guy types like a broadcaster, because so many words that he utters during love-making. Apparently, he wanted to dramatize every action and expression to pleasure.

Type this man really believe that he looked sexy when he said many things on the way you achieve orgasm. It's annoying, but she wants you both are connected, both body and feelings.

To stop the habit that a lot of talk, use a wrench kiss. Make Some kiss a lot in order to receive a kiss your mouth busy, not to keep talking. "Habits are hard to repair with subtle clues," said Fulbright.

Tell him,

"Everything that you are doing feels so good, but I had trouble reaching climax, unless I can concentrate on all the amazing ways when you touch me." Then, say it may be better if you were both a little more quiet during sex.

By knowing the meaning of a sigh-sigh three men while having sex in the bed, can add to your enjoyment of sex with your partner to climax together.

Create Your Ideal Female More Curious

So if you feel that you are a good guy and seemed bored with your partner that you artiya Anga too easy to guess. The solution you should use play techniques that can make a woman become curious. Permainana below only as an example, you can develop your own if you're creative and smart.

1. Women love with a man who unpredictable (not predictable),
Suppose you are asked "Do you work what now?" Do not give answers to a standard treadmill like "Oh I'm an accountant who was responsible for bookkeeping and calculating blah .. blah .. blah ..." Instead just jokingly replied "I work in the garden of baby animals ..." Usually the girls will laugh with this answer and urged more "serious ah dong, you which the work?" Do not give up and continued to take a joke ... Essentially he was curious but also create and be creative and sensitive to seeing conditions not to use this trick again when the situation is serious. Secured direct your left.





2. Do not be too easy to give one's way by a woman.
For example, women like to hear the phrase "I love U", then do not be too easy to give this sentence, he tried hard to make a little desperate to get used to this phrase from us. Conversely if the girl was first who said "I love my with you", do not give standard answers like "me too" or "I love u too" but instead refer to him with a rather mocking and saying "I know ..."
(Wuaaaah! Lu lu cool in the eyes of a girl!)


3. Women love to play or seduced
Unfortunately the men prefer haste, which quickly reached an important goal ...
You must remember that women like to be seduced and courted. Of this nature who can not be removed just like that. To do seduction and temptation for your spouse, for example during kissing, stop 1 cm in front of his lips and let him wait a moment ... (Especially if this first kiss, wow that second one was a week for him ...). Do not directly touch the first kiss in the lips, but slowly a few moments and then release, do it over and over again if I can casually chatting. And when the time comes you can smell it more in that will make the whole body vibrates

Women's or girls basically knew that if he was dipermainkankan (liver and napsunya), and they are happy! Women love a man who can not control, can play and be seductive.

Physalis Angulata Have The Rich Benefits

Physalis angulata or ciplukan which in Latin is called as Physalis angulata is one of the herbal plants that live one season and have about one meter high. Physalis angulata or ciplukan (Physalis angulata),which has a distinctive fruit covered by the enlargement of the flowerpetals are rich in a variety of benefits, especially as herbs(medicines).

Physalis angulata or ciplukan dikebal with various local name (local) like keceplokan, ciciplukan (Java), nyornyoran, yoryoran, (Madura), cecendet, cecendetan, cecenetan (Sunda), kopok-kopokan, kaceplokan, questionnaire (Bali), leletep (partially Sumatra), leletokan (Minahasa), Kenampok, musk (Sasak), lapunonat (Tanimbar, Seram), leaf-Kopo coffee, leaf Lotto-Lotto, meadow rase, dagameme, questionnaire, dededes, Boba leaves, and others. Read More

We Often Watery Eyes? Should Not be Underestimated

Watery eyes is not a serious problem, but if it continually happens will surely make a person irritable and can inhibit its activity.

Eyes produce tears to keep the humidity as well as overcome the irritation. Watery eyes occur when too much tear production or the tear ducts do not work properly.
Why continue watery eyes?
The main role of tears is to maintain eye moisture and cleanses the eyes of any foreign objects into the eye. Watery eye condition that can affect anyone, including infants who are small and can occur in one eye only or both.

The reason why our eyes can be watery, among others:

- Affected allergens such as dust.
- Swollen glands (blepharitis) around the eyelashes.
- Obstruction of the tear ducts.
- Infection of membranes around the eye crease.
- The state of abnormal eye crease.
- Eye irritation caused by rubbing pata.
- Eyelashes growing inside.
- Excessive pressure on the eyes, laughing or yawning.
Do not usually if rubbed his eyes watery eyes. Read More

Film About The Illuminati Will Coming Soon, Watch It

Director : David Winning

Release Date : 12 December 2009 (USA)

Genre : Sci-Fi, Thriller

Cast : , C. Thomas Howell as Walters (rumored), Lance Henriksen as Dalian, Kevin Sorbo as Thomas Mant

Filming Locations : Los Angeles, California, USA

Company : Clear Pictures Entertainment Inc.

Pre-production has started on the sci-fi action thriller, “The Illuminati,” starring Kevin Sorbo and directed by David Winning (”Andromeda,” “Stargate: Atlantis,” “Earth: Final Conflict”) which will shoot in Canada in Spring 2009. The original screenplay was written by Mark Sevi (”Scanner Cop II,” “Pterodactyl,” “Arachnid”). The film will be produced by Elizabeth Fowler of Clear Pictures Entertainment. Read More

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People of Indonesia Number One on Twitter

Who are Indonesia's most top on Twitter? Who is most influential? If you answered Sherina or Luna Maya is some truth. They are intelligent, beautiful and sexy. Special Luna Maya, there is one additional factor again: he is being persecuted porn video case that is now in the hands of police.

But Twitter is not only monopolized celebrity beautiful people. There are also modest appearance but he also includes a top Twitter users. Look Raditya Dika (@ radityadika). Her face may be cute, but not handsome. The answers on Twitter also tend to blindly and inconsequential. Precisely the answer is "a mess-he" is what makes the author of "Male Goat" is perched at the top ranks of Twitter celebrity in Indonesia.

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Characteristic Girl or Woman Who Has a Big Passion with Their Couples

Because it is a psychological traits, of course we must view it in terms of behaviors that become habitual signs. Although this is not exactly 100 percent correct but at least you can be a reference blah like the woman who has a huge sex drive.

Able to inflame passions Own Sex
The woman was able to rekindle the fire of passion itself without waiting for a long time stimulated him. Survey shows women of this type is able to fantasize that invites passion. For example, assume yourself naked or half naked in a public place or anywhere else, so he became darting eyes or curiosity.

My Happy Palace Body
This slogan is a self-belief of this kind woman. He sees himself as a pleasure of mine. When he is not or less able to satisfy, he will guide shows the places that must be stimulated and optimized. For example to show where the G-spot. Even he likes to take the initiative.
I am the Goddess of Sex
With the recognition as the Goddess of Sex, she likes to striptease or erotic dance in front of the man before intercourse. He would do anything to the satisfaction together. Sometimes the fool thing he wants to eventually have sex with men. He likes to pretend to ask for anything but sex is implied invitation.

Giving sigh Erotic
Usually likes to scream or shout when stimulated. He also did not hesitate to ask sighed as he kissed his organ. For example, breast, legs, neck, ears, etc.. Erotic expression of many types expressed by these women.




Towards Process-Oriented Orgasm
Usually this type of female orgasm is not oriented, but in the process towards orgasm. Women who do all it can to reach a climax, do not consider orgasm as a bonus. He assumed full circuit to orgasm with pleasure and fun. Orgasm or not really depends on the woman's own beliefs. With thought and confident about orgasm, then whatever will produce a series of intimate relationship orgasm.

Recipes Got Typical Male Stimulating
Most women know that the way men are fun and satisfying to give stimulus to an area directly below the navel. But some women have a special recipe other than that. For example, the necks of men kissing or other means that could burn the passion of men.

Know What Men Want
In addition to providing a satisfactory service, this kind lady knows what she wants her partner. Sometimes some men do not crave strange things, but just enough in the karaoke. By mastering the technique of oral sex, women are able to provide the sensation of pleasure incredible intimate relationship. He did not hesitate to fulfill all wishes of men.

Position and Kind of like foreplay Experiment
Take the time to experiment with new positions and new foreplay is a favorite of this type of woman. In addition to finding new pleasures, can be accommodated adventurous spirit.

Always Make a Passion Intimate Relationships and the New Feel Full
Women of this type always gives a new passion and new nuances in intimate relationships. Occasionally he looked for inspiration by renting videos blue to increase sex drive. When arousal declines, there is just this woman owned strategy. For example, intimate relationships in a new place, foreplay with a variety of new variations, reading a magazine "HOT", etc..

Exciting Every Time
This model woman willing to get up early to prepare more exciting. For example, early in the morning have a bath so that the body is clean, fragrant, and exciting. Intimate morning were ready to do if it desired. Men were not reluctant or shy. These women all day and night always seemed exciting. He also likes to seduce couples like the first time.

Sex Is Main Priority
Women of this type is never reluctant or refuse sex. There are no words, "I'm tired," or other similar expressions. He knows that sex is the first drug to achieve as a bidder, stress, reluctance, etc.. Despite being reluctant to serve their husbands, women are able to cope with this type of well and provide satisfactory services. Reluctance can be transformed into pleasure

How Obtained Multi Orgasm with Your Couple

Did you ever have an orgasm? Or even multiple orgasms? This question is of course intended for those of you who are married. If you are male 99.9 percent sure the answer must be never. What about women? Jawabanny definitely vary .... Let alone multiple orgasms. Aroused or feel the thrill of passion love just maybe there is not yet known.

Men and women do have a feeling different sensations of sexual arousal. Usually the woman takes a relatively longer time than men and a deeper feeling to be able to enjoy sex. If men only with visual stimuli can evoke the sensation of sex that women need to feel safe, loved, words that evoke feelings of love with the gentle touch of an intense time.

Below are some tips to make you both for always excited to be easy to reach orgasm even make your female partner multiple orgasms.




Be comfortable
Although sex is an important experiment, do not try positions that are physically uncomfortable. What other people managed to make multi-orgasm, not necessarily succeed on you.
Key to good sex is to find an effective sensitive point to stimulate lust. Therefore, communicating the position, the point of stimulation, and sexual fondling your preferred partner.

Jajal vibrator
Many couples admit that using a vibrator during sex can give pleasure incredible orgasms. Nothing is more efficient than these sex tools.
Once again, communicate to your partner if you intend to use a vibrator. Do not let her think you're using a vibrator because the "weapon" is not powerful enough to satisfy you.

Fantasy Unlimited
Use your imagination during sex to increase the spirit in every attack that you lancarkan. Fantasy acts as a powerful sexual stimuli, so use it to improve the physical sensation, would require you both to climax orgasm.

Halau disorders
During sex, expel all the distractions, like the thought of football games being broadcast on television or check the call on your cell phone. Distracting thoughts will ultimately hinder your performance in bed in gaining a multi orgasm with a partner.

Do not think about the final result
Sometimes, the harder you try to make her orgasm, the harder it is to feel pleasure. If you both focus on orgasm, will most likely be more difficult to achieve.
So do not make your climax is the only destination. Enjoy the sensations, smells, foreplay, and the words that sweep over every scene. Sex is a journey, not a destination.

Remove the aspiration
Like many people hope, openness and freedom aspirations should not be restricted. This also applies to sex. During sex, talk freely with the couple about what makes you aroused. You also nothing to be ashamed groaned loudly during sex scenes. In turn, sigh you'll lead the way couples in order to reach a climax orgasm.